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[ Wind Whistling ]

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[ Dog Barking ]

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[ Man ]
Goosebumps.

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Viewer beware.

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You're in for a scare.

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[ Chuckles ]

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Come on, Mindy.
Stop throwing it like a wimp.

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[ Grunts ]

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Cut it out, Joe.
Quit throwing it so hard.

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Come on.
Throw it right.

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Here. How's this?
[ Grunts ]

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Way to go.
Now you can go and get it.

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I'm not going in there.
What if he comes out?

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I'm sick of losing all our stuff.

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You're crazy, Joe.

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[ Sighs ]

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- [ Gasps ]
- [ Gasps ]

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Now it's mine.

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And you stay out of my garden.

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[ Horn Honking ]

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Hey, kids.
Look what I found.

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- More lawn ornaments, Dad?
- Yeah. Lawn gnomes.

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I went by Lawn Lovely this morning,
and they were just sitting there.

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I got 'em for practically nothing.

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Hey, Dad, that maniac just took
my baseball. He just took it.

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Oh. Well, was it in his yard?

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- Well, yeah, but--
- Well, Joe, what do you want me to do?

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Go over there and start a war?

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Now, come on. Let's take a
look at these little guys, huh?

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All right.

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Whoa.
Man, these things are weird looking.

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Aaah! Aaah!
Help me! Mindy! Dad!

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Aaah! Stop! Aaah!

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Oh, wow. Real scary.

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Come on, Joe.
Stop horsin' around, huh?

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So, are these things terrific or what?

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I don't know.
They're kind of evil looking.

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- [ Dad ] Evil?
- [ Mindy ] I think they're cute.

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Yeah, I think so too.
And, with these guys in the backyard,

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we are a cinch to win the summer
garden contest. Am I right?

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Yeah, and at Christmas
we can dress 'em up as elves.

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- Santa's elves.
- [ Joe ] Dracula's elves maybe.

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Now, move him in over here.

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- Like that?
- Yeah. Cool.

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So, what do you think, kids?
Here? Huh?

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Hey, Burton.

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You didn't tell me your relatives
were coming to visit. [ Laughs ]

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Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. If the major
wants to be a jerk, just let him.

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I was pretty sure I'd win
the garden contest this summer.

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But now I'm positive.

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These are the most ridiculous-looking
things I've ever seen.

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They're a disgrace
to the whole neighborhood.

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When are you gonna wise up
and get rid of all this junk?

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[ Scoffs ]

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- It's our garden.
- Yeah.

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Not everyone wants their flowers
to stand at attention.

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Kids, come on.
The major is entitled to his opinion.

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I don't need your permission.

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The contest judges will
tell you which garden is best.

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Well, I'll take my chances.

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When they see
my impeccable flower beds,

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my immaculate lawn,
my flawless melons,

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that summer garden award
is marching straight home...

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to me.

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We'll see about that.

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- What was that, Joe?
- Nothing, sir!

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- You may go back to your platoon, sir!
- Joe.

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That's okay, Burton.

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I just hope Joe here isn't planning
to do anything to my garden.

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A sneak attack, maybe?
At night, maybe?

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- What?
- You're way off base there, McCall.

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Joe has been brought up to
respect other people's property.

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Is that why he comes tramping
through my rosebushes?

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Let me say this loud and clear.

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If anything happens to my garden,

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I'll be looking for him.

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[ Banging On Door ]

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[ Burton ] All right, all right!
I'm coming. I'm coming!

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- Uh--
- Ruined.

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They're totally ruined.

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- Take it easy, Major.
- Take it easy?

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Look at this!

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- Oh, boy.
- I warned him.

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What's up?

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Well, Joe, apparently somebody
smashed the major's melons last night.

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I came out to water
my columbines before sunup,

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and look what I found.

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Maybe it was raccoons.

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Oh, nice try.
Now, raccoons are smart,

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but they don't throw
things against walls.

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- And I never saw one who could do this!
- [ Joe ] Whoa.

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I warned you to
stay out of my garden.

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- But I didn't go in the garden.
- Burton!

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It's gonna take more than dirty
tricks for you to win this contest.

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I didn't do it, Dad.
Honest.

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Okay, Joe. Um, try not to let
the major get to you, okay?

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And, uh,

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try to stay out of his way.

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Okay?

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Attaboy.

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Please?

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Oh, there's my juvenile
delinquent brother.

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I'm telling you, Mindy,
I didn't do anything.

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Yeah, right.

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Wanna play ring toss? The gnomes'
pointy heads will make perfect targets.

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- How about your pointy head?
- You are so immature.

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Perfect.

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I'm telling you, Mindy,
I didn't smash his stupid melons.

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- Then who did?
- I don't know.

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But if I did, I'd shake his hand.

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[ Mindy ]
Nice one.

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Is that what
your father calls punishment?

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Playing games with those
ugly pieces of junk?

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Take it easy, Joe.

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You just try coming in my yard again.
I'll be waiting next time, son.

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Yes, sir.
You can bet that.

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I know he's a jerk. But you'd better
listen to Dad and stay out of his way.

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Black ink?

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Melon seeds?

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[ Exhales ]

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[ Clears Throat ]

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- [ Dog Barking In Distance ]
- [ Gasps ]

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[ Assorted Animal Calls ]

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[ Cat Yowls ]

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- [ Panting ]
- [ Gasps ]

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[ Voices Chattering ]

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[ Cat Yowling ]

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[ Chattering Continues ]

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- [ Cat Screeches ]
- [ Glass Shatters ]

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[ Chattering Continues ]

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[ Clattering ]

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[ Gnome Chattering ]

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- [ Laughing ]
- [ Gasps ]

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- Ah!
- Aaah!

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[ Joe ]
Wait a minute.

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- [ Klaxon Blaring ]
- [ Man's Voice ] Who goes there?

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- [ Voice Continues ]
- [ Joe ] Uh-oh.

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- [ Klaxon Continues ]
- [ Footsteps Approaching ]

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What's going on down here?

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My garden.

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- What have you done?
- But I didn't, sir. It was the gnomes.

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[ Low Chuckle ]

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My lilies.

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My azaleas.

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My eagle.

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I didn't do anything.
Sir, it was the gnomes.

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- They--
- What kind of fool do you take me for?

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You're gonna pay for this.

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What are these things
doing in my yard?

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[ Gnomes Thud ]

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[ Burton ]
What is going on over there?

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- Dad.
- Joe?

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- What are you doing here?
- See for yourself.

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He's been destroying my garden.

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You can't be serious.

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You can't deny it this time.
I caught him red-handed.

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- Joe?
- I didn't do it, Dad. Honest.

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It was the gnomes.

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- Stop right there.
- No! Really!

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I heard the noise,
and I came out, and they were--

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And he's a liar too.

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[ Sighs ]
I know it's hard to believe.

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You are gonna fix
Major McCall's garden.

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- But, Dad!
- Until it is perfect.

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You understand?

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Now get back in the house!

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I'm very sorry, Major.

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I'll just get my gnomes.

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[ Shoveling ]

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Move it, soldier! You're gonna replant
this entire garden by the weekend.

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All right.
Over to the Pentagon.

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Yes, sir.

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Nice straight lines.

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Reminds me of the time--
Forget it.

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Got it? Good. Okay.
That's enough of a break.

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Haul this manure over to
the corner bed. On the double!

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[ Mindy ]
Something doesn't smell so good.

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I'm too tired to smell it anymore.

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You deserve it for making up
that lame story about the gnomes.

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I didn't make it up.
It's true.

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Maybe, if you ask nicely, the gnomes
will finish your yard work for you.

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And then you can kick back with me.

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After you take a bath for about a year.

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You laugh.
But I'll prove it to you.

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I won't hold my breath.

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[ Alarm Blares ]

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[ Stops ]

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[ Beeping ]

189
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Oh, great. No tape.

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Dad! Dad! Dad! Wake up!

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[ Snores ]
Huh. What?

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The gnomes.

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- I didn't hear the phone. There's no phone.
- Not the phone. The gnomes.

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- [ Mom ] The gnomes are calling at this hour?
- They're not calling.

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- They're missing.
- We're not going fishing.

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- No way. Uh-uh
-  [ Mom ] What's missing?

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Nothing's missing.
Go back to sleep. It's just a dream.

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No, it isn't.
I can show you.

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- [ Mom ] How do you know?
- I know when something is a dream.

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Now, go back to sleep.
Big day tomorrow. Big day.

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- Mindy. Mindy, wake up.
- What are you doing in my room?

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Come along. The gnomes are gone.
You have to come.

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You're gonna owe me big time.

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- What did you do to them?
- I didn't do anything. They come to life.

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Yeah, right. I forgot, they come
to life. And then what do they do?

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- You'll see.
- [ Gnomes Groaning ]

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- What's that?
- I don't know.

208
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I think it came from the back.

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[ Gnomes Chattering ]

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Turn that off.

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- Maybe we should go back.
- No, no. Come on.

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[ Gnome Breathing Heavily ]

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- [ Cackling ]
- Aaah!

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[ Gnome Chattering ]

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00:15:42,133 --> 00:15:44,900
- [ Gnome ] Hey, come around the--
- Split up!

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[ Gnomes Chattering ]

217
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[ Gnome Chattering ]

218
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- Enjoy your trip!
- Ooh!

219
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Excellent.

220
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:11,200
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, so far.

221
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I'm sorry I didn't believe you.

222
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:18,267
- [ Gnomes Chattering ]
- Give me that.

223
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Action. Action. Action.
[ Exclaims ]

224
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What do they want?

225
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- Squish 'em like bugs.
- That's stupid.

226
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- Let's twist 'em like pretzels.
- No.

227
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Put a spell on them.
A magic spell.

228
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No! Squish them.

229
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I know.
We could squish them like bugs.

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- That's what I said.
- Why are you doing this?

231
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Don't you know anything
about gnomes?

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It's what we do.

233
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[ Yellow Gnome ]
It's in our nature.

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We make mischief.

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Anywhere, anytime,

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and to anyone.

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Like you.

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Oh!

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- Like you!
- Oh, yeah?

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[ Yellow Gnome ]
Look what you did!

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That's it.
The light freezes them.

242
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- Me? You started it.
- The light! Get the light!

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Get off him.

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[ Joe ] Hold it right there or
I'll turn you into Mount Rushmore.

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We're free.
The light freezes them.

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[ Mindy ]
They're lawn gnomes by day.

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But in the dark,
they're just plain gnomes.

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[ Gnome ]
Not plain.

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Deluxe.

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- Come on.
- They're gonna get us.

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- Oh, no.
- Oh, yeah.

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What are we gonna do?

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Yeah. What are you
gonna do now, smart guy?

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- Get ready.
- You'll never make it.

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Get 'em!

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Mindy, run!

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Come on!

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[ Klaxon Blaring ]

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- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

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- Got ya, Joe Burton!
- Let's get out of here.

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Don't you kids
run away from me!

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I've had it with this junk.
I'm gonna get rid of it once and for all.

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Starting with you.

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[ Exhales ]

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[ Grunts ]

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- [ Growls ]
- Aaah!

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Well, it's got quite a lovely face.

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Mmm. Hmm, hmm.

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No. I don't know.
Let's take a look over here.

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Watch yourself.

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What are we looking at
over here?

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Oh, oh! Oh!

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No. No.

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I don't think I've ever seen
one of those, not since--

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What is that?

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Hmm, hmm, hmm.

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It was a most difficult decision,
Mr. Burton.

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We love your inventiveness...

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and the way you mix the natural
world with whimsy and fantasy.

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We've never seen
another garden like it.

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- Oh. Well, thank you very much.
- I knew you could do it, dear.

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Well, I'd just like to say that I'm deeply
honored to accept the grand prize.

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Well, I'm sure you would be
if you had won.

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But I thought you--

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Oh, we were about to give you
the grand prize, all right.

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But then we saw--
[ Exhales ]

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Well, it was so-- so jarring,

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so out of place,

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so-- so ugly.

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Frankly, we were shocked.

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Are you talking about
the lawn gnomes?

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Oh, no.
We love the lawn gnomes.

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Cute little fellows.
Adorable.

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Well, then what
are you talking about?

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That hideous lawn ornament.

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That.

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Captioned by Grant Brown